Middle-Aged Father vs Fat Guy

Drama. Flaming. Controversy. It's TLGG's favorite time of the year: WCG USA, where hack accusations flow like $2 beers during happy hour and extra thread pages appear as if out of thin air.

In case you forgot, Louder qualified for a WCG USA Regional by whining for a walkover when G5 took a bathroom break. Moral of the story, WCG USA participants: pee before you play. Of course, the past is the past and our mature, level-headed WCG USA participants will just forgive and forget, won't they? Maybe not. Let's cut through the boring stuff and get to the insults.

Time for a TLGG Flame Report™!

Incontrol says:

"... smashing my head on the table ... at what louder said."
"Is anyone else raising your children?"
"Its scummy and stupid no matter how you splice it."
"You are trying hard to be a dick."
"... lecturing me on my debate skills WHICH I NEVER BRAG ABOUT"
"... ignored by your very fucking blunt head ..."
"... don't spoon feed an alligator, you'll get bitten."
"... why he has lil goonies like you posting on forums ..."

Incontrol final score: +2

+2 for "to-the-next-level" insult about someone's kids
+1 for inadvertent penis pun
+1 for animal kingdom metaphor
-1 for excessive debate skill defense
-1 for generic profanity and excessive capitalization

Louder says:

"... attack-dog-geoff will never pass up a chance to be a douchebag."
"Mister logician ..."
"Right debate wizard?"
"... your complete inability to comprehend what you read ..."
"... your response will be fitting for a Bill O'Reilly talking point?"
"... your 'ability' to argue is based on hyperbole and straw men."
"Do they not teach you about logical fallacies, champion debater?"

Louder final score: +3

+2 for persistent nickname use
+1 for indirect irl nerd insult
+1 bonus for induced insecurity
-1 for invoking republicans

Louder wins over Incontrol, 3-2. Will this be GG NO RE or will we have a Round 2 soon?